7. “Sorry, not sure if we can make it to your thing in a month, we only plan a week in advance.”
It’s nothing personal…we really would love to plan a vacation. Or, even a double date night…
8. “Absence makes the heart fonder!”
We have to think positively! And wine. Wine is good too.
9. “I love having so much time to myself.”
Getting. Things. Done.
10. “I think I know my spouse’s social security number better than my own.”
Recite at a moment’s notice! Always.