2. Driving Miss Crazy
“I lived on base and was driving home clearly on auto pilot one day. I didn’t see the gate guard because he was in the guard shack, so I just drove through the gate without realizing it! He (obviously) freaked out and started screaming and running! I finally realized what I’d done, pulled over, and apologized. Surprisingly he didn’t give me a ticket (Thank GOD)!” –Brandy O.