On the first day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the second day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the third day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the fourth day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the fifth day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the sixth Day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Six Howitzers booming,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two toddlers screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the seventh Day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Seven kids playing soldiers,
Six Howitzers booming,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the eighth Day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Eight a.m. Reveille,
Seven kids playing soldiers,
Six Howitzers booming,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the ninth Day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Nine ladies drinking,
Eight a.m. Reveille,
Seven kids playing soldiers,
Six Howitzers booming,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the tenth Day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Ten unmatched boot socks,
Nine ladies drinking,
Eight a.m. Reveille,
Seven kids playing soldiers,
Six Howitzers booming,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the eleventh Day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Eleven MLM party invitations,
Ten unmatched boot socks,
Nine ladies drinking,
Eight a.m. Reveille,
Seven kids playing soldiers,
Six Howitzers booming,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.
On the twelth Day of Christmas, military life gave to me,
Twelve days until payday,
Eleven MLM party invitations,
Ten unmatched boot socks,
Nine ladies drinking,
Eight a.m. Reveille,
Seven kids playing soldiers,
Six Howitzers booming,
Five maintenance requests!
Four days of visiting inlaws,
Three unit parties,
Two neighbors screaming, and
PCS orders to Fort Polk.